queenoffarts
23 November 2009 @ 07:37 am
Hi friends,
just want to let you know I am going away on a road trip and won't have internet access until I return. I will update my site and post a new Members Only VLog when I return after Thanks Giving. Have a great week and a blessed Thanks Giving, Talk to you then : )

Lizz
 
 
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queenoffarts
20 November 2009 @ 03:03 pm
As you may know. . . my family is going to celebrate Thanks Giving this Saturday instead of next week. My sister asked me if I could make the stuffing. So what I am thinking is adding some fart powder to the mixture so everyone at the table gets bad gas. Wouldn't that be so funny if me, my sisters, all my aunts, and my sexy cousins too, all fart real bad, smelly, and loud??? It would be the gassiest feast in fart history. Now of course there is really no such powder that I know of. . . my I think it's a real fun thought to entertain. have a great weekend : )

(((HUGS)))
Lizz
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queenoffarts
18 November 2009 @ 12:06 pm
Young-Hot-Ebony-Gas!!!
Briana 19

Hey there fart fans!!! You will be happy to know that I just posted 2 new Videos of Briana farting at home. In the first video you will witness Brians first attempt at farting for the camera. Not only does she rip a great fart in herjeans, but she is very comfortable sitting on the potty while talking about everything she is doing! The 2nd. Video was totally unplanned as I was filming her for my other site. We were in the middle of filming a scene when all of a sudden she accidentally let one go. It surprised us both and was hilarious! Even the guy in the next room couldn't stop laughing. Thank God I got it all on film. hahaha

Now Playing ---> GassyGirls.com
 
 
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queenoffarts
16 November 2009 @ 10:42 am
Hey guys,
Just wanted to let you know that my girl friend Brianna is happy to do LIVE Face Fart sessions for anyone who is interested. Sessions will take place in the areas of Modesto, Stockton, Manteca, Tracy, CA. ect. If you are interested please contact me for rates : )

EMail: misslizz2005@yahoo.com


 
 
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queenoffarts
12 November 2009 @ 11:10 am
OMG!!! You gotta check out this new video of me FARTING UNDER WATER!!  The underwater camera is amazing as it captures all the sound and action of my plump farting ass ripping farts and smelly bubbles underwater. The video is crystal clear and just amazing!

Now Playing---> QueenOfFarts.com


 
 
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queenoffarts
11 November 2009 @ 08:19 am
Coming Soon!
New Fart Girl "Brianna"


I am proud to announce that "Brianna" will become our new GASSY GIRL!!!  She is very excited to make a fart videos fr my site and can't wait for you guys to see what she can do. I am meeting with her tomorrow so PLEASE post your requests now! I told her to eat lots of yogurt, beans, and green veggies. . . hopefully she will have an ass full of ebony gas. hahaha

http://www.GassyGirls.com


 
 
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queenoffarts
10 November 2009 @ 09:58 am
I'm really having alot of fun with my new Members Only Video Blogs, and hope you are enjoying them too. I just posted a new VLOG today where I talk about how I almost didn't make it to the toilet after going for a 2 mile walk! hahaha These blogs are so candid and real I just love them. Here is a screen capture taken from my newest Fart Vlog that was just posted today! I just got done going for a 2 mile walk and almost didn't make it to the toilet! hahahaha 

Now Playing---> QueenOfFarts.com


 
 
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queenoffarts
05 November 2009 @ 08:48 am
Dear Members,
As my way to show my appreciate for your support I would like to give you this FREE video taken while I was on vacation in Florida. My friends begged me to show them my famous "Beer Fart Enema"  so after a few glasses of wine I did. It's soooo fucking funny you gotta see it! So if you ARE a member to my site and want to see this video Please email me your username and password!
After I verify your account I will send you the link for free. If you are NOT a current member to my site and/or your password has already expired sorry I cannot send you this clip. This is for current active members only!!!


(((HUGS)))

Lizz


 


 
 
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queenoffarts
02 November 2009 @ 02:56 pm
Lately I've been on a Spinach kick. I've been eating raw spinach fresh out of the bag uncooked. But man-o-man has it surely effected my poops!!! I am plopping out thick apples dark and heavy! hahahaha My poor toilet can't take it any more. You can see this video in the members area---> www.QueenOfFarts.com





 
 
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queenoffarts
30 October 2009 @ 08:17 am
While vacationing in Orlando Florida I had the pleasure of swimming in the pool every day. And it was GLORIOUS!!! So one morning while everyone was still in asleep I went outside with my video camera and recorded all my morning farts by the pool. Then I got in the pool and farted more. I never told my friends but I accidentally shot out a butt nugget and quickly washed it out of the pool before they could see. Had they known I had this accident they would have been really mad and probably not want to swim any more. Shhhh so that will be our little secret. hahahaha. Here is a screen capture right before the accident.

Now Playing---> QueenOfFarts.com


 
 
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queenoffarts
28 October 2009 @ 11:55 am
Saturday night everyone begged me to show them my Beer Fart Enema. I had alot to drink and didn't really have to be persuaded to show them my trick. So I shoved a Carona up my ass, absorbed the liquid, then sprayed it out 6 feet. Only problem is I shot out a butt nugget as well. This was fucking funny as all hell and we couldn't stop laughing for the longest time.

What did I do with the butt nugget you ask??? Well lets see if you can guess.

#1. I threw it in the garbage.
#2. I handed it to the photographer.
#3. I tossed it in the pool.
#4. I tossed it over the neighbors fence.











 
 
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queenoffarts
27 October 2009 @ 08:53 am
OMG!!! Look what I did the very first time I met this man. (too funny) I actually farted in his presence. This is the photographer from H2oGems who paid for my flight to Orlando so I could shoot underwater video for his site. He just arrived to the house to set things up and as soon as I saw him I ran out to the garage and farted on him. hahahaha His response to it all was, ""Ive waiting 6 months for that." hahahaha he obviously has a great sense of humor and/or perhaps a secret fart fetish too! As you can see he really liked it and wanted more.


Watch the whole video at --->  QueenOfFarts.com



 
 
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queenoffarts
26 October 2009 @ 10:00 am
Well I am back home now with some amazing fart videos taken while I was in Orlando Florida. Summer fed me lots of baked beans so I was able to produce some good gas. Some of the clips were actually taken underwater with a special under water camera while I filmed some of them myself farting by the pool as well. I even farting on my photographers face, dick, and belly. (He really liked it alot) I will be editing the footage this week and will have something posted on my site for for my members real soon.

www.QueenOfFarts.com


 
 
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queenoffarts
23 October 2009 @ 07:27 pm

Hey guys just wanted to give you a little update on what I'm doing in Orlando Florida. Been shooting alot of underwater stuff and had to fart a few times as well. My photographer captured the farts as they came out of my ass under water. It was amazing to see and hear the bubbles. I will post all my underwater farts as soon as I return. http://www.queenoffarts.com


((((HUGS)))

Lizzy

 
 
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queenoffarts
22 October 2009 @ 06:24 am

Right now I am in Orlando Florida having a great time. The underwater photographer (I will be shooting with) just show ed up while  was video taping a new blog for my ste. I don't know what got into me but instead of shaking his hand I farted on him. I really wasn't sure how he was going to react but Apparently he liked it. hahaha He even bent down to smell it. Oh boy this is going to be a great weekend as we are off to a great start!

 

Lizz
www Queenoffarts.com

 
 
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queenoffarts
19 October 2009 @ 04:57 pm
I just increases the fiber in my diet so I can fart alot more while I am in Orlando Florida. I am meeting a new webgirl who is very lady like and proper, and I hope to cut the cheese in her presence. hahahaha  I am eating fresh spinach and a can of beans every day. And for dessert I am still eating yogurt. This new high fiber diet is not only good for my hair and nails but it's really giving me the gassiest of all farts. Hopefully I will rip some monsters while I am in Florida!!! My plan is to shock and offend!!! hahahaha

www.QueenOfFarts.com


 
 
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queenoffarts
16 October 2009 @ 07:54 am
Can you imagine going "trick-or-treating" and being greeted at the door with that??? hahaha
But do not light a candle or you might explode! hahaha


www.QueenOfFarts.com


 
 
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queenoffarts
14 October 2009 @ 10:35 am
I've been increasing my diet with alot of yogurt and it sure makes for some nasty smelling farts!!! The kind that come out burning hot and smelly. hahahaha I think I may have farted a hole in my jeans. hahahaha   You can hear me talk about this and enjoy all the nasty farts in my new Fart Video Blog I just posted in the Members Area.



 
 
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queenoffarts
12 October 2009 @ 09:08 am
I love farting nasty for my nasty fart loving boys. Lets pretend we are in the bathroom alone together as I spray hot winded farts in your face and in your mouth! My farts are nice and nasty! But the question is can you handle them? hahaha

Now Playing---> QueenOfFarts.com



 
 
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queenoffarts
10 October 2009 @ 10:18 am
Just wanted to say thank you to all the members who emailed me with compliments and positive feedback regarding the new Fart Blog I just added to my site! I am so happy you enjoyed the first blog and can't wait to make more! Also. . . please know that my fart blogs will NOT replace a regular update. I will still be updating my site with a  fart video every week while I will add a new fart blog as well! WhooooHooo now that's alot of gas!!! And membership has it's rewards *wink*

(((HUGS)))

Queen Of Farts
Lizzy
 


 
 
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