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26 September 2016 @ 09:52 am
Nothing would bring me greater pleasure than to sit on Hillary Clintons face and force her to smell my sloppy wet farts. Forced female face farts are the best especially when the receiver is Hillary Clinton. Donald Trump you litte face fart sniffing perv you are next. . . however I think you will like it!

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22 September 2016 @ 09:09 am
So I cought my sons best friend in my room sniffing my dirty panties. That little panty sniffing perve is gonna learn his lesson. So I shove him to my bed and force him to smell my stinky farts right from my stinky farting ass hole. Forced face farts POV style both naked and clothed in tight spandex pants and hot booty shorts. I will make him sniff and eat all my nasty farts, wet farts, toilet farts and pre BM farts whether he enjoys it or not. Gassy Punishment for a panty sniffing perve Queen Of Farts style.

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01 September 2016 @ 08:25 am
A sensual fart fetish video starring Lizzy the Queen Of Farts resting in bed while passing gas under the covers. These naturally sweet farts pass through Lizzy's intestines nice and slow then finally blow out her ass like a hot summer wind. Filling the air with a sweet sulfer smell even Lizzy herself loves the aroma so much she fluffs the covers to enjoy deep wafts of her anal perfume. Imagine yourself laying in bed with Lizzy as she fluffs a buff in your face, QueenOfFarts style!!!

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What would you do if you saw a hot chick farting and leaving giant skid marks in her panties or shorts? Would you laugh at her because she had no idea that she sharted herself? Or would you be grossed out because she had traces of diarrhea in her panties? Or perhaps you would you stroke your hard cock because you get turned on from sexy girls farting and hot girls who have giant skid marks in their pants? Well if you are like most fart fetish guys then you will surely enjoy these brown skid marks as much as you enjoy stinky wet female farts especially female face farts that are blasted from Ashley Dobbs, Addison Lynne and Lizzy the Queen Of farts from QueenOfFarts.com We hope you have a nice farting day and get the opportunity to witness some sexy skid marks of your very own.

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13 August 2016 @ 11:36 am
Queen Of Farts Lizzy is so sexy when she rips ass and shows off her amazing farting ass in tight spandex pants and thigh high boots. If you like sexy girls farting in spandex then you will surely love this classic QueenOfFarts spandex farting video featuring Lizzy the queen of farts in all her spandex farting glory.

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10 August 2016 @ 10:12 am

Turns out, the millions of gut bacteria that reside within your body match the ones that are released when you pass gas. In blind smell tests, people preferred their farts over every one else’s every time (wouldn’t want to be a participant in that study!). The bottom line: we prefer what’s familiar to us.

But it might go deeper than that. Things that don’t smell pleasant are usually poisonous, bacteria-ridden, or expired (if we're talking about food). We instinctively avoid another person's farts in order to protect ourselves from possible harm. Unhygienic things, animals, or people can carry disease; some can be transmitted through air-borne fecal matter contained in a fart. Mothers, however, are an exception to that rule. The smell of their own baby or child doesn’t offend them as much, making it easier to clean them and maintain their hygiene.

A good ol’ SBD (silent but deadly) fart is one of the worst because it doesn’t give the brain time to prepare itself for the smell. The anterior cingulate cortex is the part of the brain that processes your body’s own fart or the sound of another’s. It warns the rest of the brain the foul smell that is to follow.

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09 August 2016 @ 11:57 am
Farting is just another part of life. No one can avoid it or prevent it. But do you know what it actually is and how it actually works? Few people besides Lizzy the Queen Of Farts do, so here we have compiled some information about fart composition and the farting process. If you are interested some ways to possibly enhance your farting ability we have provided information below.

Farting is act of passing gases from your intestines through your anus. Some will smell, others will sound like a musical instrument. Flatulence or “farts” are the product of a mixture of air and gases in the digestive tract that are a by-product of the body’s digestion process. Because of this they are composed of a variety of gases in different proportions. Nitrogen is the main ingredient making up 59% of the average fart. Next behind it is Hydrogen making up 21%, the rest are fairly small with 9% Carbon Dioxide, 7% percent Methane, and 3% Oxygen leaving 1% other stuff. Hydrogen Sulfide is the compound in them than actually makes them stink.

Now that you know the composition we need to talk about the frequency and distribution of the farting population. The average person will actually fart 14 times per day to produce a half liter of fart gas. These farts can travel as fast as 7 mph and due to their composition are quite flammable. The top ten farting animals are as follows: Termites, Camels, Zebras, Sheep, Cows, Elephants, Labradors/Retrievers, Humans (Vegetarians), Humans (non-Vegetarians), and Gerbils. Termites alone produce more methane than cows and even all man-made polluting machinery (but don’t produce other harmful chemicals). Surprisingly even dead people can still fart.

Contrary to movies and television aimed at school age boys, a big loud fart is rarely a stinky one. As you might expect there is actually some science behind this. Most farts come from swallowed air which is mostly nitrogen and CO2 and tend to be fairly odorless. The bubbles from theses farts are large in volume and thusly, produce the largest sounds. It is actually the bacterial fermentation and digestions process that produce the various pungent gases in other farts. The bubbles for these farts are usually much smaller and smellier and because of their size do not produce much sound lending them the common title “silent but deadly”.

If your goal like Lizzy the QueenOfFarts is to enhance your fartiness, beans really do make you fart more because of the polysaccharides. Polysaccharides are carbohydrate structures that the lower intestine’s bacteria feed on producing extra flatulence. Other foods that will make are you fart are as follows: Corn, Bell Peppers, Cauliflower, Cabbage, Milk, Bread, Eggs, Beer, Raisins, Brussel Sprouts, Lentils, Onions, Garlic, Leeks, Oats, Yeast, Radishes, Sweet Potatoes, Cashews, Turnips, and Rutabagas.

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08 August 2016 @ 12:57 pm
Yesterday afternoon I ate a bowl of black bean soup prior to my first yoga class that night. As I was in mid-pose, getting personal instruction from the yoga teacher, I accidentally passed gas right in her face. BRAAAAAPPPP… PPPOOOOSHHHH There was no holding back that bomb. Because she was holding my waist up high my ass was only 6 inches away from her face when that monster came hissing out. Not only was that fart loud as fuck, but it was quite smelly and ripe too. The yoga instructor tried to pretend she did not notice but she could not hold her breath any longer and ended up dropping me as she quickly walked away. I was so embarrassed and wanted to climb under a rock. The girl next to me was so sweet and could tell I was completely at loss for words. She gave me a compassionate hug and whispered in my ear,  “Don’t worry sweety we all fart in yoga class and some of us girls actually like the smell.” OMG can’t you believe that??? At that point I wasn’t sure if I should have told her that I am Lizzy the Queen Of Farts and I too love the smell of girl farts. Especially yoga farts from Ashley Dobbs and Addison Lynne farting in spandex. Anyway… I kept that little secret to myself. She made me feel alot better. We just laughed and carried on to the next pose. Needless to say the instructor did not offer me any more help that day.
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29 July 2016 @ 09:31 am
I Lizzy the Queen Of Farts just got a hot new pair of red hot skin tight jeans and ended up ruining them the first night i wore them out. Silly me for stuffing my face with that huge chili bean burrito cause I barely made it home. Ahhhhhh one big sloppy fart after the next splattering in my pants and filling my crotch with gulpy goodness. And the smell is even better!!! It feels so good to get out all theese sloppy corn farts but I certainly made a huge farting mess in my jeans. Even Ashley Dobbs, Zoe Zane and gassy girl Addison Lynne would be proud of my giant farts and giant skid marks. These are the biggest and wettest skid marks of my life! wet farts and skid marks QueenOfFarts style.

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26 July 2016 @ 02:20 pm
skid mark
Yes it's true that Lizzy the Queen Of Farts has some of the biggest, loudest and longest farts on the net. But did you know she also has some of the biggest skid marks as well???? You don't actually think those farts come out so easy and clean do you??? hahahha Nope. . . no way!!! Sometimes when Lizzy pushes out those smelly bombs a solid mass splatteres out with them resulting in giant skid marks in her pants. In fact some of her skid marks leaves traces of food so you can actuially know when she hsd to eat. In this case you know she had a bean burrito last night for dinner because you can see the corn. If you like to see girls farting and girls leaving skid marks in their panties then you will love all the fart videos at QueenOfFarts.com featuring Addison Lynne, Ashley Dobbs and other sexy girls farting.
Huge Skid Mark with corn

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