24 May 2012 @ 11:56 am
Farting Giantess. . . Got Gas?

OK so I have decided to make another video where I combine my Farting Fetish & my Giantess Fetish together! I pretend that I am out driving around looking for a fart slave. Finally I find a guy who runs out of gas and offer to help him. Little does he know my farts are so intoxicating they will make him shrink down to 1 inch tall and I will soon enjoy ultimate domination with my new little fart slave. I put him in a glass and seal the rim with my giant ass. Then I blast him with wet, loud, smelly, and hot wind!!! It's no wonder I didn't kill him!!! hahahaha He wanted gas now he will get it!!!!


 
 
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14 May 2012 @ 09:17 am
I had such an amazing Mothers Day thanks to my wonderful kids!!! They went shopping in the morning and bought all the trimmings to make me a delicious breakfast. Then my son took me to the phone store to get me a new (and well needed) phone! I really don't like when my kids spend their money on me. . . but I admit I love texting with a real key board!!! hahaha Then they bought me lovely flowers that add huge wafts of fragrance to my entire kitchen. Lillies are the BEST! Then we all made supreme nachos for dinner. For me the best part of the day was dinner. Nothing like home made tortilla chips covered in jalapeno peppers, cilantro, black beans, sour cream and steak that's been marinating all day. We really did it up!!!! So as soon as the kids left I got out my videos camera and started filming all the farts that were just dieing to come out. Noone knew I was farting at the table cause the lillies masked the smell. hahahaha


 
 
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02 May 2012 @ 01:31 pm
Lets pretend that you are taking me out on a date. You show up to my house and wait patiently for me to get ready. I have belly full of gas and start farting uncontrollably. Ooops I am so embarrassed and pardon myself but they just won't stop!!! I rip 40 loud farts in your presence then realize you actually like them. So we both decide to stay home and enjoy our date in bed naked with more of my delicious farts. hehehe Now That's a perfect date come true!!!
 
 
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01 May 2012 @ 05:25 pm
OMG!!!  I just got done eating a delicious plate of Brussels Sprouts and my farts are amazing!!! I boiled them first to get them nice and soft, then I sauteed them in garlic and butter. Then I mixed in fresh grated Parmesan cheese and put the rest on top. What a fantastic dish it was!!! My farts are very hot and sweet but at the same time they have a pungent kind of smell. Hmmm. . . that could be due to the cheese! Wow what a mixture of farting foods. Brussels sprouts and Parmesan cheese give me delicious gas. I'm going to be farting all night!

 
 
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23 April 2012 @ 01:10 pm
A Smelly View!
OK so you all know that I spent some time at Ashley's house right? Well one morning while I was in her bedroom I was kinda bored just waiting for her to get ready. Ashley was in her bathroom putting on make-up and fixing her hair. I was just sitting in her room and watching people walk by. All of a sudden I got a huge urge to fart so I quickly set up my video camera to record all the smelly action. Ashley was in other room laughing and making comments about my gas. She was a little concerned that I might get fart juice on the windowsill and ruin the wood like I did her kitchen table. hahaha OMG I feel so bad. . . I had no idea that I ruined her kitchen table. Oh well. . . It's not my fault that my farts are so wet. . . she is the one who is feeding me all that raw food : )


Now Playing---> QueenOfFarts.com
 
 
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15 April 2012 @ 03:12 pm
She tasted my farts!
OMG!!! You are never going to believe what happened while I was visiting Ashley Dobbs. Well one morning after breakfast we decided to make a video of us farting on her kitchen table. So we put on our tightest spandex pants and jeans. It was so much fun comparing vibrations and seeing who's farts smelled the worst. Everything was going great and we were having a fantastic time ripping amazing wet farts. However the mood was about to change. . . . All of a sudden I ripped a huge wet fart so powerful that it actually sprayed into Ashley's mouth. That's right. . .my gassy fumes sprayed into her mouth and she could actually taste my fart. hahaha She coughed so hard I thought she was going to gag. It was so funny I couldn't stop laughing. Imagine that. . . tasting my farts! hahaha





 
 
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04 April 2012 @ 09:49 am
Fuck the Farts out of me!
Today I am feeling very horny and need you to fuck my farting hole. I love to masturbate and cum while I pretend you are fucking the farts right out of me. I'm such a dirty fart girl and hope you are ready for a farting good fuck!
Ohhh yeah. . . nothing better than fucking a hot wet pussy while getting to hear and smell dirty farts at the same time. It doesn't get any fucking better than this!!!

Now playing---> QueenOfFarts.com
 
 
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01 April 2012 @ 03:55 pm
Hey guys,. . . just wanted to let you know that I am going to see Ashley Dobbs this week! So if anyone wants to order a custom fart video, live fart cam show, or farted in panties, please let me know!  MissLizz2005(at)Yahoo.com We would love to make all your fart fantasies cum true!!! So email me with your ideas and I will quote you a price.

 
 
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29 March 2012 @ 09:03 am
30 farts in 3 minutes!
Lizzy took ALL her farts from the "girl fart contest" video and put them together in one special clip. OMG!!! These farts are fucking amazing!!! Loud, LONG, wet, and GULPY!!! No talking, no acting, no silly nonsense, and best of all . . . NO FUCKING DEAD TIME!!! Just non stop farting fun! All the good stuff right here right now!!! This is Lizzy's BEST WORK YET GUARANTEED!!!

Now Playing---> QueenOfFarts.com
 
 
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21 March 2012 @ 09:15 am
It's Here!!!

Girl Fart Contest 2012

Who will win the blast-off? Enjoy 12 different scenes! One ass-ripper after another as gassy girl Peteuse challenges Lizzy the Queen Of Farts to a girl fart contest! They eat their gassiest foods, put on their tightest pants, and try to out-fart each other by blasting their best farts. Peteuse has some amazing farts, so bassy and long. But Lizzy's farts are very wet and gulpy. Perhaps YOU can be the judge and decide who should be Queen and wear the crown???


http://www.QueenOfFartrs.com
http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/1562

 
 
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