queenoffarts
02 July 2009 @ 03:05 pm
OMG it was SO FUCKING FUNNY!!! I actually farted on some lady at the grocery store. I don't know what got into me. . . but I actually lifted my leg up and blasted one on right her. LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!! hahahaha It was so fucking funny!


The I was talking to another lady in the "Bean" isle (imagine that) hahaha I told her not to buy the beans cause they give you gas. She explained that if you cook them in garlic that won't happen. So I bent over and proved her wrong. I blasted a huge bubbly fart on her leg. I couldn't stop laughing.



OK now here's the best part! When I was done shopping I went out to my car and saw these two guys. I was in a very funny mood and felt bold by this time. So I walked up to them and asked them to pull my finger. One guy wouldn't do it, but the other guy did and he actually said he LIKED IT!!! What a great day at the grocery store it was. hahahaha and I got it all on video tape! WhoooHooo



Now Playing--->
http://www.clips4sale.com/store/1562
Also: I will be adding this clip to my site www.QueenOfFarts.com in 5 days.

 
 
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queenoffarts
30 June 2009 @ 12:20 pm

Hey Guys,
Ashley Dobbs just woke up and has an ass full of gas to share. So she runs to the bathroom and rips huge morning farts on the toilet. Then wipes her gorgeous ass. Enjoy this FREE SAMPLE!

http://rapidshare.com/files/250422133/MorningAshleySample.wmv.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/250427558/MorningAshleySample.wmv.html
 
 

 
 
 
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queenoffarts
29 June 2009 @ 08:07 pm

Someone just asked me how long was my biggest fart. Well my very first long fart was done in the bathroom and was 16 seconds long. Then I farted again for 16 seconds long on a chair. But when I made my Beans (Day 4) video I beat my world record and farted for 35 seconds long!!! SERIOUSLY!!! I farted for 35 seconds long!!! I'm surprized that fart didn't kill me. hahahaha
http://www.QueenOfFarts.com
http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/1562

 
 
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queenoffarts
25 June 2009 @ 09:09 am
I know Summers husband was shocked when I farted in his house. . . but I think he really liked my gas. After all. . . why on earth would he take this picture if he didn't? He wanted to be as close to my ass as possible so he must have wanted to catch a whiff of the Queens delicous farts right?! hahahahaha He will not admit this but I think we all know the truth.



Check out my NEW Video "Farting With Friends!"
http://www.QueenOfFarts.com
http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/1562


 
 
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queenoffarts
24 June 2009 @ 04:16 pm
OMG this was soooo funny. While I was in Tucson Arizona with my friends I actually farted in their presence. The guy thought it was pretty funny but I think his wife was a little offended. She tried to be polite and laugh but then she left the room shortly after I ripped a few more. hahaha I messed up my panties so bad I had to take them off. This is a true story and I got it all on tape!!! I just posted the video on my site and on my Clips-4-Sale store. . . go check it out!

www.QueenOfFarts.com
http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/1562


 
 
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queenoffarts
22 June 2009 @ 08:45 am

Just thought I would share this fun picture taken while I was in Tucson Arizona. I saw this sign at the gas station and just couldn't resist. People in the other cars getting gas thought I was crazy. When they asked me what I was doing I just told them that I am the Queen Of Farts and I have alot of gas. They just laughed! hahahaha  Anyway. . . I filmed an awesome fart video while I was there too involving another person! I will post it this week so stay tuned for my next update as it's gonna be a GOOD ONE!!!

www.QueenOfFarts.com

 
 
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queenoffarts
15 June 2009 @ 11:51 am
Here is another preview of me farting at home while I am doing the laundry. If I had my video camera set up 24/7 you would be amazed at how often I fart during the day. In fact I fart so much that I'm not even aware. hahahaha I guess I'm just so used to it : ) I bet if you lived with me you would always be following me around waiting to catch a yummy sniff from my ass. hehehehe  I have HUNDREDS of fart videos just like this inside the members area.

www.QueenOfFarts.com





 
 
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queenoffarts
10 June 2009 @ 10:04 am
When I first started my fart site about 5 years ago there wasn't many girls on the net farting, except for me of course and maybe a few others. Then I told all my friends about it (hoping they would fart for my site) and now everyone seems to be doing it. Some really enjoy the whole fart experience while others just do it for the money. Needless to say I now have 37 different girls farting on my site and each one is completely different.

Well over the years alot has changed. Most of the girls now have their own stores and/or have begun selling their videos to other web sites as well. Some changed their names while others have changed their techniques. The farting buisness has grown and continues to grow even bigger each day. However I still feel like I am lucky while I sit in my little corner of the web, because I have their very FIRST FARTS when they first started out. hehehehe Lets face it. . . you can only be a virgin once. Click Here to see all the VIRGIN GAS!

(((HUGS)))
Lizzy

 
 
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queenoffarts
08 June 2009 @ 08:46 am
So what do you guys think of all the Explosive Toilet Fart videos of Ashley Dobbs??? She sent me 5 differrnt toilet farts video and I have posted 2 so far. She talks about all the food she ate and how it makes her feel. Then she takes the video camera with her to the toilet and captures all the action.  Here is a screen capture from the newest video "Ate 2 Much" As you can see she is having a hard time getting all that food out. hehehehe But trust me. . . she does!!!

You can see all her Toilet Farts video at www.GassyGirls.com
or download them seperately through Clips-4-Sale




 
 
queenoffarts
03 June 2009 @ 05:48 pm
Hey guys,
Here is a free video for you to enjoy. It's an older video so I guess you could say it's a "Blast from the Past" hahaha Get it whiles it's hot!

http://rapidshare.com/files/240556257/QueenOfFarts-GasSplash.WMV.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/240557426/QueenOfFarts-GasSplash.WMV.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/240558462/QueenOfFarts-GasSplash.WMV.html



(((HUGS)))
Lizz

Click Here for more--->
http://www.ToiletFarts.com

 
 
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queenoffarts
02 June 2009 @ 08:01 am
OMG!!! I cannot believe the insane Toilet Farts videos I just received from Ashley Dobbs. There are a total of 5 different videos in this collection featuring Ashley Dobbs ripping wet and messy farts on the toilet. All while wearing different sexy outfits as she talks about what she ate for luch and dinner. OMG!!!! I just posted the first video "Chili & Cheese" on my site for you to enjoy.

Now Playing---> www.GassyGirls.com




 
 
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queenoffarts
26 May 2009 @ 08:33 am

Well I made it home safely from my long weekend, however I stuffed my face with so much food I can barely walk. I normally don't eat so much food but when I am with my hubby and kids I do. We ate out at restaurants every day for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. . .and boy-o-boy did I stuff my face!!! Had eggs, fruit, and yogurt for breakfast, seafood for lunch, and Mexican food for dinner. Funny thing is. . . my husband is the one who is now paying the price. Saturday night when we all went to bed I farted so long, horrible, and loud that my husband actually called me a "FILTHY BASTARD" the kids were cracking up and so was I. I don't know if a woman can be considered a bastard but that's what he called me anyway. My fart came out so fucking HOT I knew it was going to cinge the hairs in his nose. hahahaha  Hope you had a nice weekend  too : )

www.QueenOfFarts.com
 
 
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queenoffarts
23 May 2009 @ 01:46 pm
The gorgeous and very bodatious Ashley Dobbs just sent me 2 hot videos of her farting from her hot stinky ass. She gets down-n-dirty on the bathroom floor as she rips smelly farts from her hot farting ass. Even her doggy likes them and can't get enough. . . LOL I just posted both videos on my GassyGirls.com site and on my Gassy Clips-4-Sale store as well.
Get-em while they're hot!!!



Now Playing---> www.GassyGirls.com & http://www.clips4sale.com/store/16208

 
 
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queenoffarts
21 May 2009 @ 08:15 am

Today while I was working in the garden I could not stop farting. I could hear the neighbors next door and even the dog was barking at me. Funny thing is. . . I did NOT hold them in. Once I realized the neighbors were back there I just pushed them out harder hoping they could hear me fart. I couldn't stop laughing it was so funny. Every time I farted the next door neighbor barked. The people pretended not to hear but how could they not have. . . my farts were fucking LOUD! hahahaha



Because these farts were un-planned I did not have my video camera set up. However I did make a clip just like this last year where I stick my ass up to the fence and actually fart in the dogs face..  hahaha That clip is posted on my site at:  http://wwwQueenOfFarts.com

Have a great day! 
*Kiss*
Lizzy
 
 
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queenoffarts
14 May 2009 @ 10:04 am
Dancing and farting is a GREAT combination! Just imagine all the girls who are farting at night clubs. I know this cause I do it all the time!!! The music is so loud and noone can hear it so I'm safe. And if people smell it they just assume it was a guy. hahaha I fart while I'm dancing at night clubs all the time : )

Lizz

www.QueenOfFarts.com
www.GassyGirls.com
www.ToiletFarts.com


 
 
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queenoffarts
13 May 2009 @ 09:29 am
OMG!!! Mary just sent me a new video and this one is HOT!!! In fact (the way she describes them in the video) These are some of Mary's most LETHAL farts yet!!! They will makes your eyes water, itch your nose, and knock your socks off!!! That is. . . if you are brave enough to Sniff Dat ASS!   Thank You Mary for this hot new video. I can't wait for my members to enjoy it : ) Not only are you the BEST FARTER on my site (and I really mean that) but you are soooo funny too : ) The part where you talk about doing "house work" and "Ass work" at the same time was really funny.

Now playing---> www.GassyGirls.com




 
 
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queenoffarts
12 May 2009 @ 09:39 am
That's right. . . I farted so hard I stained the seat! Just look at this poor seat cushion. . .can you imagine if that was your FACE???? hahahaha My plump farting ass ripped out some real good wet farts and ruined my chair.

Now playing--->  http://www.QueenOfFarts.com
http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/1562




 
 
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queenoffarts
11 May 2009 @ 07:59 am
You are all probably wondering what I ate for Mothers Day. Well let me tell you. . . I ate ALOT!!!  First I had 3 eggs for breakfast, fruit, and yogurt. The eggs and yogurt gave me the worst smelling gas. But that wasn't enough. . . LOL. . . for lunch I stuffed my face with a nice big fat burrito at my favorite restaurant. Then for dinner my husband BBQ'es me a juicy polish sausage with a pot of steamed broccoli. The entire night I could not stop farting. Hubby thought he was going to enjoy some hot sex but could barely stand the smell I created in the bed. hahahaha Over all it was a fantastic Mothers Day and my farts were ripe and plenty.

http://www.QueenOfFarts.com
www.GassyGirls.com
http://www.ToiletFarts.com


 
 
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queenoffarts
05 May 2009 @ 09:12 am
Hi everyone!!!
I'm back from Mexico and have an ass full of stinky gas just in time for this festive Mexican Holiday! Isn't the timing just great! While I was in Mexico I ate nothing but fish tacos, bean burritos, and the hottest salsa I have ever tasted. OMG!!! My ass is burning and on fire. In fact I can't even leave my house cause I am glued to the toilet. hahaha Well I'm not actually glued but I am certainly making trips every 10 minutes. So in honor of Cinco De Mayo I offer you a FREE CLIP!!! Hope you enjoy

Rapid share has a limit of 10 downloads so I have provided 3 different links in case one doesn't work.

http://rapidshare.com/files/229480693/sampleHighSpeed.wmv.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/229480579/sampleHighSpeed.wmv.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/229481872/sampleHighSpeed.wmv.html



You can see more at ---> www.QueenOfFarts.com



 
 
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queenoffarts
29 April 2009 @ 08:12 am

Alot of people continue to ask me the same question. "Lizzy what foods give you the most gas and what foods make you fart best?" Here is my answer. . .


1. Home Made Chili
I don't soak my beans first, I mean what's the point? I WANT to fart! hahaha I use fresh onions and LOTS of chili powder. When I eat just one bowl I can fart for 3 days strait. And let me tell you. . . my home-made chilli farts are extremeley offensive and come out burning hot!

2. Coffee:
Well that's a not a food but it does give me gas and lots of it. Very painful too.

3. Cabbage
 If I eat cabbage I'll be pooting and tooting all night long and the farts smell really BAD. I love cabbage and can eat an entire pot by myself.

4.Yogurt
Yoplait is my favorite.

5. Oranges
While oranges don't give me an abundance of gas I admit they make my farts smell very sweet.
 
 
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