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queenoffarts
06 May 2008 @ 09:21 am
I Farted on the Masseuse!  
TRUE STORY!!!

OMG I was soooo embarraced. I got a massage this weekend for my birthday and I actually farting while the lady while she was massaging my back and legs. I tried so hard to hold it in. . . but when she lifted up my leg to massage it underneath the fart came out!!! I couldn't believe it. . . and it was LOUD too! She didn't say anything and neighter did I. . . but I know she could hear it cause it was fucking LOUD! And about 10 seconds later I could smell it. . .so I know she got a whiff of it too. OMG I was sooo embarraced.

Lizz
 
 
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(Anonymous) on May 6th, 2008 08:34 pm (UTC)
Its GQ-Brotha Lizzy Lizz
I saw that it was your birthday so I wanted to give you a shout out and say Happy Belated Birthday!!!!I wish I was your masseuse,I wouldn't have mind the smell and who knows,maybe she liked it.What did it smell like?If you don't mind me asking. :)
queenoffarts[info]queenoffarts on May 6th, 2008 10:49 pm (UTC)
Re: Its GQ-Brotha Lizzy Lizz
Thank you for your comments. My fart smelled like citrus cause I had a big glass of tomatoe juice for Breakfast. maybe she did like it. . .it wasn't that bad.
Lizz