OMG it was SO FUCKING FUNNY!!! I actually farted on some lady at the grocery store. I don't know what got into me. . . but I actually lifted my leg up and blasted one on right her. LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!! hahahaha It was so fucking funny!
The I was talking to another lady in the "Bean" isle (imagine that) hahaha I told her not to buy the beans cause they give you gas. She explained that if you cook them in garlic that won't happen. So I bent over and proved her wrong. I blasted a huge bubbly fart on her leg. I couldn't stop laughing.
OK now here's the best part! When I was done shopping I went out to my car and saw these two guys. I was in a very funny mood and felt bold by this time. So I walked up to them and asked them to pull my finger. One guy wouldn't do it, but the other guy did and he actually said he LIKED IT!!! What a great day at the grocery store it was. hahahaha and I got it all on video tape! WhoooHooo
Now Playing---> http://www.clips4sale.com/store/1562
Also: I will be adding this clip to my site www.QueenOfFarts.com in 5 days.
The I was talking to another lady in the "Bean" isle (imagine that) hahaha I told her not to buy the beans cause they give you gas. She explained that if you cook them in garlic that won't happen. So I bent over and proved her wrong. I blasted a huge bubbly fart on her leg. I couldn't stop laughing.
OK now here's the best part! When I was done shopping I went out to my car and saw these two guys. I was in a very funny mood and felt bold by this time. So I walked up to them and asked them to pull my finger. One guy wouldn't do it, but the other guy did and he actually said he LIKED IT!!! What a great day at the grocery store it was. hahahaha and I got it all on video tape! WhoooHooo
Now Playing---> http://www.clips4sale.com/store/1562
Also: I will be adding this clip to my site www.QueenOfFarts.com in 5 days.
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