29 April 2009 @ 08:12 am
Foods that give me gas  

Alot of people continue to ask me the same question. "Lizzy what foods give you the most gas and what foods make you fart best?" Here is my answer. . .


1. Home Made Chili
I don't soak my beans first, I mean what's the point? I WANT to fart! hahaha I use fresh onions and LOTS of chili powder. When I eat just one bowl I can fart for 3 days strait. And let me tell you. . . my home-made chilli farts are extremeley offensive and come out burning hot!

2. Coffee:
Well that's a not a food but it does give me gas and lots of it. Very painful too.

3. Cabbage
 If I eat cabbage I'll be pooting and tooting all night long and the farts smell really BAD. I love cabbage and can eat an entire pot by myself.

4.Yogurt
Yoplait is my favorite.

5. Oranges
While oranges don't give me an abundance of gas I admit they make my farts smell very sweet.
 
 
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