You are all probably wondering what I ate for Mothers Day. Well let me tell you. . . I ate ALOT!!!  First I had 3 eggs for breakfast, fruit, and yogurt. The eggs and yogurt gave me the worst smelling gas. But that wasn't enough. . . LOL. . . for lunch I stuffed my face with a nice big fat burrito at my favorite restaurant. Then for dinner my husband BBQ'es me a juicy polish sausage with a pot of steamed broccoli. The entire night I could not stop farting. Hubby thought he was going to enjoy some hot sex but could barely stand the smell I created in the bed. hahahaha Over all it was a fantastic Mothers Day and my farts were ripe and plenty.

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