Queen Of Farts

He loved the smell!

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 18:44:20 GMT

Hey guys,
Here are some screen capture taken from my live face fart session yesterday. I ripped some awesome farts in the poor guys face. He said they smelled like cabbage and he loved it!!! hahaha You can see the video Blog on my site right now : )

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Face Fart Session today!

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:09:04 GMT

I admit I am a little nervous but excited as well. . . Today I am doing my very first LIVE Face Fart session!!! WhoooHooo Yes you heard me right. . . I am meeting a fan in a hotel and am going to blast smelly cabbage farts in his FACE!!! Why else would I be eating so much cabbage and beans??? I really want to be sure I satisfy his nose. hahaha I am going to hop in the shower, get all dressed up pretty, and meet him in a few hours. Wish me luck!

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Cabbage & Beans

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 07:13:00 GMT

Just update my site with a HOT new Video Blog for Members ONLY! I love these videos blogs so much because not only are they fun to make, but what ever I say and do is totally unplanned. . .so you never know what is going to happen next. hahahah I was really happy to see how great my ass looked in these jeans. In fact this blog inspired me to make a new video titled "Cabbage & Beans" and then I will fart in these sexy tight jeans over-n-over again until you bust your load!!! hahahaha So anyway. . . just wanted to share this screen capture taken from my new Fart Blog : ) If you are a member to my site go ahead and watch it now cause it's already posted inside!!! If you are not a member to my site you are really missing out on all the fun cause I do NOT post these blogs on my store. Have a FARTastic day!!!

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Cabbage and Eggs

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 17:13:47 GMT

Hubby and I went to a "Pot Luck" party over the weekend and everyone brought a dish to share. I made my famous deviled eggs and one person made their famous corned beef and cabbage. Mmmmm I just loved steamed cabbage when it's cooked to perfection. Everyone ate all the corned beef and left the cabbage in the dish. Well I couldn't be more pleased cause that just left more for me, and I must have stuffed my face with 5 helpings. I would say by the time I was done eating I ate an entire head of cabbage to myself. Oh well. . . when it's cooked just right I can't stop eating. But the worst part is. . . about 20 minutes later I was farting up a storm. Never in my life has my gas taken effect that quick!!! I farted so bad my husband could smell it across the room and he knew it came from me cause he saw all the cabbage I ate. . .we just laughed. Alot of other people could smell my farts as well but my sweet hubby never busted me out. I just blamed it on someone else. Hubby had my back that night.

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Happy New Year

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 21:00:43 GMT

Happy New Year!
2009 was a fantastic year for the QueenOfFarts. So I anticipate that 2010 will be even better!!! Here's wishing you a fun evening filled with good music, friends, laughter, and of course FARTING!!!! *Kiss* *Kiss* *Kiss* What ever you do I hope you will be safe and have alot of FUN!

(((HUGS)))

Lizz
Your smelly Queen Of Farts

Ruined Panties

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 05:45:28 GMT

Today while I was talking on the phone I couldn't stop farting. I tried so hard not to let my girl friend hear but they were very loud. Then all of a sudden I pushed to hard and ruined my panties. I had to hang up real fast and run to the bathroom. Unfortunately by the time I got there it was too late. Those panties are now in the garbage. hahahaha Oh well. .. at least I got some REALLY GOOD close-ups of the farting!!! What a great way to bring in the New Year!

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Happy New Year!

(((HUGS)))

Lizz

Must have been the corn

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 17:08:08 GMT

Christmas night I made a nice big feast for my family. Roasted turkey, stuffing, mashed taters, and my famous creamed corn. It was absolutely delicious and I must have eaten 3 helpings then I finished the leftovers for breakfast. Well the next day when we went to visit the in-laws I couldn't stop farting. Every 2 minutes I would let out the loudest, wetest, and stinkiest farts in the whole world. At one point I even ran to the bathroom with fears I had sharted! hahaha After an hour everyone was talking about it and I wasn't embarraced anymore. . . it actually became funny for us all and everyone kept joking about it. Toward the end of the night I was throwing "cuppies" in everyones face and my brother in-law even handed me a lighter!!! hahaha Isn't that funny???? So yes I lite my farts too. I was the hit of the party and everyone was entertained by my farts. I think the other girls were jelous that their husbands were paying more attention to me. Maybe next time they will eat Creamed Corn too : )

OOops I farted in the store!

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:01:46 GMT

Yesterday while I was Christmas Shopping I accidentally let one go in the store. OMG I was very embarrassed as I farted near a young woman. If it was a man or an old person I wouldn't have cared, but when I accidentally farted by this pretty girl (she was about 25 years old) I turned beat red and quickly walked the other way. hahahaha I kow she hear it because it was VERY LOUD!!! hahaha and I could smell it too!!!! I am usually never embarrassed when I fart but this time I was. Maybe because it came as a surprise and unplanned. hahaha

Lizz

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White Beans

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:13:49 GMT

Yesturday I gobbled down a can of white beans and OMG my farts came out sweet, wet, and smelly. I farted on the kitchen counter, in my jeans, and finally in the toilet too!!! I made a huge splash in the toilet and felt so much better when it all came out. White beans not only taste real good but they make for some awesome farts. I am going to eat white beans more often! www.QueenOfFarts.com

Farting in jeans!

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:41:33 GMT

Today I had to fart SO BAD!!! But I held them in until I got home then video taped myself as I finally let them go. That's how I make such great fart videos. I just hold in my gas and let it all build up, then release it all at once when I'm filming. In my newest update you will see me rip amazing farts through my skin tight jeans just 4 YOU! They sound so fresh and bubbly!!! Now Playing ---> QueenOfFarts.com

Apples and Logs

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:34:55 GMT

Lately my poops have been sounding like Apples and logs when they land in the toilet. I think it's the combination of nuts and green vegetables I have been eating. The nuts make my poop really solid and fat like apples! While the veggies make them long and smooth like logs! It's a great combination for sure! hahaha So I am recording all these farts and saving them to a file until I have enough to make a video. "Apples and Logs" should be ready in a few days : )

(((HUGS)))
Lizzy

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Naked AssHole Sniffing?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:04:43 GMT

Fan asks: "i am a big fan of your clips :) think your a great lookin lady with a lovely bum.just wondered if you are ever planning on having a guy sniff your nude butthole when making your next clips, i would love to see this so much"

My Answer: The only person I would allow to sniff my naked ass hole is my husband. And truth is he LOVES it!!! But unfortunately he will not let me video tape the action. hehehe When we are out dancing or at a crowded bar he will actually stick his finger in my ass, wiggle it around a bit, then smell it. Part of me thinks this is gross and part of me thinks it funny too. Sometimes when he is a little drunk he will even stick his finger under his friends noses so they can enjoy the smell as well. Most of his friends get mad and we just laugh. In away his desires are kind of intimate. I am flattered he loves the smell of my stinky ass

Lizz

Lizzy at home 55 Minutes ONLY 9.99

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:14:44 GMT

Hey friends,
Just wanted to let you know that I am selling my very first fart DVD "Lizzy at Home" (55 Minutes for ONLY $9.99) Apparently some fart company is selling my video WITHOUT my permission so I decided I would rather give it away to my fans (for practically free) then let someone else profit from me. hahaha At least this way I can get something in return. . . pleasing you!

http://www.clips4sale.com/store/1562

And if you look through my store you will find more 55 minutes videos that are being sold at a STEAL!!! Just check the other pages.

Something Smells Good!

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:46:58 GMT

Due to the economy I have decided to make shorter clips for my Clips-4-sale customers. This way everyone can afford and enjoy my delicous gas. However if you are a Member to my site don't worry everything will stay the same!!! You will continue to get 2 updates every week!!! But from now on I will be making shorter & more affordable clips for my stores. (at least for now anyway) The next toilet fart clip will be amazing!!! I actually had a bad case of diarrhea and wasn't able to leave my house. So I figured why not get it all on film?! hahahaha I might call it "Serious Runs" or "Exploding Apples" hahaha What do you think??? I suppose I ate too much spinach salad : (

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Green Apples

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:46:18 GMT

Yesterday I had a spinach salad for lunch, and when I farted in the toilet the remains were green! hahaha It's funny how we can change the colors of our "apples" by eating various foods. And that also changes the sound and smell of our farts too!

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Face Fart Session

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:30:35 GMT

Today is your lucky day. I am going to give you a personal face fart session in in the privacy of your very own home. Just you and me alone together as I rip my glorious gas in your face and up your nose. But the question is. . . can you handle it??? I might force you to lick and clean my dirty ass hole too! Be careful what you wish for baby!!!

(((HUGS)))
Lizzy

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Tuesday's KaBOOM!

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:51:24 GMT

I woke up this morning with an ass full of gas. OMG!!!! I'm afraid if someone pulls my finger the house may blow up! fart fart KaBOOM!!! hahahaha Opps there goes another! If you read on the news about an earthquake don't be alarmed, it was just Lizzy the queen of farts : )

(((HUGS)))

Lizz

Crappy Diet

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:41:30 GMT

I just posted a new Video Blog for members talking about my crappy diet and showing you the effects! I didn't fart very much but I sure made a mess in the toilet. But at least it's all out now. hahahaha I feel sooo much better and feel like I just lost 10 pounds! No wonder I couldn't flush it down the toilet.

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Junk food farts

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:37:26 GMT

While I was away all weekend I ate nothing but crappy junk food. French Fries, burgers, pizza, donuts, chips, ect. . . I usually eat real good food when I am home but this weekend I splurged with pure crap!!! hahahaha And let me tell you I am now paying the price. I can't stop farting and pooping on the toilet. In fact yesterday I took a crap so big it wouldn't flush down. I must have flushed the toilet 8 times but it still didn't go down. My husband said it looked like a dead rat in the toilet. hahaha So when I woke up this morning I tried flushing again and it finally went down. Ahhhhh now I can take another crap in my own toilet. . . and I am ready. Hopefully after today I will have rid of all the farts and junk food from my body. Time to eat healthy again next week. . . . .

Lizz

A Fart for Bart

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:21:06 GMT

Hey guys,
I am back from Disney Land with a bunch of gassy stories to tell! OMG I don't even know where to begin. Well first of all. . . I stunk up all the lines that I was waiting in. Every time I waited in line for a ride (and felt the urge to fart) I ripped an S.B.D. It was funny to see the look on people's faces. My husband was so mad at me because he thinks people were blaming him. One man actually heard the fart come out of my ass and made a very cute comment. He said, "Oh wow that was real nice." I don't know if he was sarcastic or he really thought it was nice! hahahaha And yes I even farted on Mickey Mouse!!! He put his arms around me (he was much taller than I so his hand was down by my butt) and I ripped a big juicy fart right on his hand. I don't think he felt the vibrations through his gloves but I could not stop laughing. Then we made our way over to Universal Studios and I farted next to Bart Simpsom. After I kissed him I told him in his ear what I had done and he just laughed. . . not really sure he believed me : )

Lizz

http://www.QueenOfFarts.com

Monday

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:37:49 GMT

Hi friends,
just want to let you know I am going away on a road trip and won't have internet access until I return. I will update my site and post a new Members Only VLog when I return after Thanks Giving. Have a great week and a blessed Thanks Giving, Talk to you then : )

Lizz

A Gassy Feast!

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:03:03 GMT

As you may know. . . my family is going to celebrate Thanks Giving this Saturday instead of next week. My sister asked me if I could make the stuffing. So what I am thinking is adding some fart powder to the mixture so everyone at the table gets bad gas. Wouldn't that be so funny if me, my sisters, all my aunts, and my sexy cousins too, all fart real bad, smelly, and loud??? It would be the gassiest feast in fart history. Now of course there is really no such powder that I know of. . . my I think it's a real fun thought to entertain. have a great weekend : )

(((HUGS)))
Lizz

Briana

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:06:44 GMT

Young-Hot-Ebony-Gas!!!
Briana 19
Hey there fart fans!!! You will be happy to know that I just posted 2 new Videos of Briana farting at home. In the first video you will witness Brians first attempt at farting for the camera. Not only does she rip a great fart in herjeans, but she is very comfortable sitting on the potty while talking about everything she is doing! The 2nd. Video was totally unplanned as I was filming her for my other site. We were in the middle of filming a scene when all of a sudden she accidentally let one go. It surprised us both and was hilarious! Even the guy in the next room couldn't stop laughing. Thank God I got it all on film. hahaha

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Face Fart Sessions

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:42:08 GMT

Hey guys,
Just wanted to let you know that my girl friend Brianna is happy to do LIVE Face Fart sessions for anyone who is interested. Sessions will take place in the areas of Modesto, Stockton, Manteca, Tracy, CA. ect. If you are interested please contact me for rates : )

EMail: misslizz2005@yahoo.com

Farting UnderWater

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:14:31 GMT

OMG!!! You gotta check out this new video of me FARTING UNDER WATER!! The underwater camera is amazing as it captures all the sound and action of my plump farting ass ripping farts and smelly bubbles underwater. The video is crystal clear and just amazing!

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