Queen Of Farts

Farting UnderWater

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:14:31 GMT

OMG!!! You gotta check out this new video of me FARTING UNDER WATER!! The underwater camera is amazing as it captures all the sound and action of my plump farting ass ripping farts and smelly bubbles underwater. The video is crystal clear and just amazing!

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New Fart Girl

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:25:37 GMT

Coming Soon!
New Fart Girl "Brianna"

I am proud to announce that "Brianna" will become our new GASSY GIRL!!! She is very excited to make a fart videos fr my site and can't wait for you guys to see what she can do. I am meeting with her tomorrow so PLEASE post your requests now! I told her to eat lots of yogurt, beans, and green veggies. . . hopefully she will have an ass full of ebony gas. hahaha

http://www.GassyGirls.com

Almost didn't make it!

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:03:05 GMT

I'm really having alot of fun with my new Members Only Video Blogs, and hope you are enjoying them too. I just posted a new VLOG today where I talk about how I almost didn't make it to the toilet after going for a 2 mile walk! hahaha These blogs are so candid and real I just love them. Here is a screen capture taken from my newest Fart Vlog that was just posted today! I just got done going for a 2 mile walk and almost didn't make it to the toilet! hahahaha

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FREE VIDEO for Members!

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:01:58 GMT

Dear Members,
As my way to show my appreciate for your support I would like to give you this FREE video taken while I was on vacation in Florida. My friends begged me to show them my famous "Beer Fart Enema" so after a few glasses of wine I did. It's soooo fucking funny you gotta see it! So if you ARE a member to my site and want to see this video Please email me your username and password! After I verify your account I will send you the link for free. If you are NOT a current member to my site and/or your password has already expired sorry I cannot send you this clip. This is for current active members only!!!

(((HUGS)))

Lizz

Effects of Spinach

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:00:18 GMT

Lately I've been on a Spinach kick. I've been eating raw spinach fresh out of the bag uncooked. But man-o-man has it surely effected my poops!!! I am plopping out thick apples dark and heavy! hahahaha My poor toilet can't take it any more. You can see this video in the members area---> www.QueenOfFarts.com

New Farts in the pool

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:23:45 GMT

While vacationing in Orlando Florida I had the pleasure of swimming in the pool every day. And it was GLORIOUS!!! So one morning while everyone was still in asleep I went outside with my video camera and recorded all my morning farts by the pool. Then I got in the pool and farted more. I never told my friends but I accidentally shot out a butt nugget and quickly washed it out of the pool before they could see. Had they known I had this accident they would have been really mad and probably not want to swim any more. Shhhh so that will be our little secret. hahahaha. Here is a screen capture right before the accident.

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M Famous Beer Fart Enema

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:11:01 GMT

Saturday night everyone begged me to show them my Beer Fart Enema. I had alot to drink and didn't really have to be persuaded to show them my trick. So I shoved a Carona up my ass, absorbed the liquid, then sprayed it out 6 feet. Only problem is I shot out a butt nugget as well. This was fucking funny as all hell and we couldn't stop laughing for the longest time.

What did I do with the butt nugget you ask??? Well lets see if you can guess.

#1. I threw it in the garbage.
#2. I handed it to the photographer.
#3. I tossed it in the pool.
#4. I tossed it over the neighbors fence.

A Gassy introduction

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:00:32 GMT

OMG!!! Look what I did the very first time I met this man. (too funny) I actually farted in his presence. This is the photographer from H2oGems who paid for my flight to Orlando so I could shoot underwater video for his site. He just arrived to the house to set things up and as soon as I saw him I ran out to the garage and farted on him. hahahaha His response to it all was, ""Ive waiting 6 months for that." hahahaha he obviously has a great sense of humor and/or perhaps a secret fart fetish too! As you can see he really liked it and wanted more.

Watch the whole video at ---> QueenOfFarts.com

Farting in Florida

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:00:30 GMT

Well I am back home now with some amazing fart videos taken while I was in Orlando Florida. Summer fed me lots of baked beans so I was able to produce some good gas. Some of the clips were actually taken underwater with a special under water camera while I filmed some of them myself farting by the pool as well. I even farting on my photographers face, dick, and belly. (He really liked it alot) I will be editing the footage this week and will have something posted on my site for for my members real soon.

www.QueenOfFarts.com

Farting in Florida

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:29:15 GMT

Hey guys just wanted to give you a little update on what I'm doing in Orlando Florida. Been shooting alot of underwater stuff and had to fart a few times as well. My photographer captured the farts as they came out of my ass under water. It was amazing to see and hear the bubbles. I will post all my underwater farts as soon as I return. http://www.queenoffarts.com

((((HUGS)))

Lizzy

I farted, he smelled!

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:21:47 GMT

Right now I am in Orlando Florida having a great time. The underwater photographer (I will be shooting with) just show ed up while was video taping a new blog for my ste. I don't know what got into me but instead of shaking his hand I farted on him. I really wasn't sure how he was going to react but Apparently he liked it. hahaha He even bent down to smell it. Oh boy this is going to be a great weekend as we are off to a great start!

Lizz
www Queenoffarts.com

High Fiber Diet

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:02:48 GMT

I just increases the fiber in my diet so I can fart alot more while I am in Orlando Florida. I am meeting a new webgirl who is very lady like and proper, and I hope to cut the cheese in her presence. hahahaha I am eating fresh spinach and a can of beans every day. And for dessert I am still eating yogurt. This new high fiber diet is not only good for my hair and nails but it's really giving me the gassiest of all farts. Hopefully I will rip some monsters while I am in Florida!!! My plan is to shock and offend!!! hahahaha

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Farting Pumpkin

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:57:56 GMT

Can you imagine going "trick-or-treating" and being greeted at the door with that??? hahaha
But do not light a candle or you might explode! hahaha

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Yogurt Farts

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:39:48 GMT

I've been increasing my diet with alot of yogurt and it sure makes for some nasty smelling farts!!! The kind that come out burning hot and smelly. hahahaha I think I may have farted a hole in my jeans. hahahaha You can hear me talk about this and enjoy all the nasty farts in my new Fart Video Blog I just posted in the Members Area.

Fart Nasty!

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 16:11:25 GMT

I love farting nasty for my nasty fart loving boys. Lets pretend we are in the bathroom alone together as I spray hot winded farts in your face and in your mouth! My farts are nice and nasty! But the question is can you handle them? hahaha

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Thank you for the positive feedback!

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:23:45 GMT

Just wanted to say thank you to all the members who emailed me with compliments and positive feedback regarding the new Fart Blog I just added to my site! I am so happy you enjoyed the first blog and can't wait to make more! Also. . . please know that my fart blogs will NOT replace a regular update. I will still be updating my site with a fart video every week while I will add a new fart blog as well! WhooooHooo now that's alot of gas!!! And membership has it's rewards *wink*

(((HUGS)))

Queen Of Farts
Lizzy

New Fart Blog!!!

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:39:35 GMT

NEW!!!
Special Bonus for Members!!!

I have decided to post a Free Fart Video Blog on my site for Members only, where I will be uploading a new fart video blog at least once a week. . . maybe even sooner. It will be very candid and contain farts as they happen. . . or not. This will be done spur of the moment so I may or may not have gas at the time of filming. But it will be live and I will talk about what I ate, and how I feel at the moment. I might even take the camera with me to the toilet as I record the blog. So what do you think about a Fart Video Blog??? I just posted the first one on my site right now so if you are a member go check it out!!! www.QueenOfFarts.com

(((HUGS)))

Lizz

Luv 2 fart for u!

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:05:46 GMT

Ever since I was a little girl I have always enjoyed farting. Especially in front of other people. I think the shock of ripping farts in public so boldly and the look on people's faces is what really amuses me most! hahaha Thank God for the internet cause then you never would have known I existed! I have always been a Queen of Farts even as a little girl. hahaha Farting is just an everyday thing that I do all the time without even thinking about. And now that I have a fart site I can finally share them with other people who like them too. Is't it just wonderful??? hahaha

(((HUGS)))
Lizzy
Your QueenOfFarts

Free Toilet Fart

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:02:45 GMT

Hey guys here is a FREE Toilet Fart for YOU to enjoy. I just "made" this about 5 minutes ago. hehehe I know it's small but it's real : )

Enjoy!

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NC9KXICX

Download more Toilet Farts at ---> ToiletFarts.com

Crop Dusting

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:12:34 GMT

OMG!!! I just found out what "Crop Dusting" is. . .where the fuck have I been? Out of all the people I cannot believe the QueenOfFarts didn't know about crop dusting. OK just in case you don't know what it is either: It's when you fart and it follows you were ever you go like a trail. So lets say I fart outside to be polite, then enter a room full of people, well the fart will get vacuumed by the draft I cause as I walk and it will follow me like a trail, So everyone I walk by will get to enjoy it too! hahahaha Funny huh???

Lizz

QueenOfFarts.com
GassyGirls.com
2 sites for the price of 1!

Sexy Fart T-Shirt

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:44:43 GMT

OK so you all know I have NO problems farting in public. So I have decided I am going to buy a sexy fart T-shirt and wear it out in public like to the dance clubs and bars. Something very tight and low cut that clearly mentions how sexy girls fart. Not only will this be bold. . . but I think it will be funny and sexy at the same time. Plus I am thinking it may strike up some fart conversation with other fetishists who might not otherwise had the opportunity to talk about it. So what do you think? A T-Shirt that says "Sexy Girls Fart" or something like this. . .

Lizzy

http://www.queenoffarts.com
http://www.gassygirls.com
2 sites for the price of 1!

Fart in a jar?

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:11:14 GMT

What good is a fart if you cannot enjoy it coming strait from a woman? What I mean is. . . lets say you wanted me to fart in a jar and mail it to you. Yeah sure you could probably smell it as soon as you open the lid (maybe of maybe not I have never tried it) but what would be the point if you could not enjoy seeing and hearing it come out of my ass? I mean isn't part of the whole fart experience the fact that the flatulation is coming from a womans ass? Her look, the way she moves, her expression, and not to men. . . THE SOUND!!! I believe that all those factors help build up to the wonderlul finale of the smell. Just my thoughts anyway. . . sending farts in a jar seems pointless. I would much rather fart for you in person. hehehe

Lizz

www.GassyGirls.com
www.QueenOfFarts.com

Farting in her face!

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:20:01 GMT

OMG!!! I was just remembering how funny it was when I sprayed XRatedWife in the face with my farts. We were doing a live cam show and I had to fart. I don't think she realized just how bad I had to go cause when I farted in her face I literally SPRAYED her and even got a little "chunk" in her hair. OMG it was soooo funny. That was a few years ago. . . but I still remember like it was yesturday! You can still buy this clip on my store if you are interested. It's really long (almost 30 minutes)

http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/1562
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Be careful what you wish for

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:03:50 GMT

Be careful what you wish for!! (True Story)

I get so many emails everyday from guys asking me to fart in their face, or asking me when am I going to start doing face fart sessions. Well truth is I have already done a face fart session once with Ashley Dobbs in L.A.. However I think I grossed the guy out. When I farted in his face I actuially sprayed him with a wet mist and I could tell he didn't like it. He made a weird face, closed his eyes, and kinda backed up away from my butt. hahahaha I thought it was funny as all hell but kinda felt bad too. After that he wanted to smell Ashleys ass only until he got off. I just talked dirty talk in his ear while he smelled her butt and wanked it hard. hahahaha So my friends be careful what you wish for. . . getting a face fart from the Queen of farts may be a little more than you can handle!!! hahahaha

Lizz
http://www.QueenOfFarts.com

QueenOfFarts on Twitter

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 02:27:04 GMT

You heard me right. . . the Queen Of Farts is now farting on Twitter. Now you can keep up with my daily fart experiences right as they happen! I will still post updates and ramblings on this blog. . . but I will now be posting my quick fart experiences on Twitter too!

http://twitter.com/QueenOfFarts