While vacationing in Orlando Florida I had the pleasure of swimming in the pool every day. And it was GLORIOUS!!! So one morning while everyone was still in asleep I went outside with my video camera and recorded all my morning farts by the pool. Then I got in the pool and farted more. I never told my friends but I accidentally shot out a butt nugget and quickly washed it out of the pool before they could see. Had they known I had this accident they would have been really mad and probably not want to swim any more. Shhhh so that will be our little secret. hahahaha. Here is a screen capture right before the accident.

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OMG!!! Look what I did the very first time I met this man. (too funny) I actually farted in his presence. This is the photographer from H2oGems who paid for my flight to Orlando so I could shoot underwater video for his site. He just arrived to the house to set things up and as soon as I saw him I ran out to the garage and farted on him. hahahaha His response to it all was, ""Ive waiting 6 months for that." hahahaha he obviously has a great sense of humor and/or perhaps a secret fart fetish too! As you can see he really liked it and wanted more.


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OMG this was soooo funny. While I was in Tucson Arizona with my friends I actually farted in their presence. The guy thought it was pretty funny but I think his wife was a little offended. She tried to be polite and laugh but then she left the room shortly after I ripped a few more. hahaha I messed up my panties so bad I had to take them off. This is a true story and I got it all on tape!!! I just posted the video on my site and on my Clips-4-Sale store. . . go check it out!

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That's right. . . I farted so hard I stained the seat! Just look at this poor seat cushion. . .can you imagine if that was your FACE???? hahahaha My plump farting ass ripped out some real good wet farts and ruined my chair.

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Wet Farts!
I am soooooo embarrassed. Yesterday while I was playing pool with hubby at the local pub I was wearing a pair of skin tight jeans. The jute box was playing loud music so I knew I could push out my fart real hard and not worry about anyone hearing it. Instead of gas a bunch of wet bubbly juice came out and stains the ass of my jeans. I was soooo embarraced. We finished our game and left right away. There was people standing by us waiting to use the table so I know they saw the nasty stain in my jeans. I wonder if they could smell the fart too! hahaha How embarrasing huh>?

Lizz