Just update my site with a HOT new Video Blog for Members ONLY!  I love these videos blogs so much because not only are they fun to make, but what ever I say and do is totally unplanned. . .so you never know what is going to happen next. hahahah  I was really happy to see how great my ass looked in these jeans. In fact this blog inspired me to make a new video titled "Cabbage & Beans" and then I will fart in these sexy tight jeans over-n-over again until you bust your load!!! hahahaha  So anyway. . . just wanted to share this screen capture taken from my new Fart Blog : )  If you are a member to my site go ahead and watch it now cause it's already posted inside!!! If you are not a member to my site you are really missing out on all the fun cause I do NOT post these blogs on my store. Have a FARTastic day!!!


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Hubby and I went to a "Pot Luck" party over the weekend and everyone brought a dish to share. I made my famous deviled eggs and one person made their famous corned beef and cabbage. Mmmmm I just loved steamed cabbage when it's cooked to perfection. Everyone ate all the corned beef and left the cabbage in the dish. Well I couldn't be more pleased cause that just left more for me, and I must have stuffed my face with 5 helpings. I would say by the time I was done eating I  ate an entire head of cabbage to myself. Oh well. . . when it's cooked just right I can't stop eating. But the worst part is. . . about 20 minutes later I was farting up a storm. Never in my life has my gas taken effect that quick!!! I farted so bad my husband could smell it across the room and he knew it came from me cause he saw all the cabbage I ate. . .we just laughed. Alot of other people could smell my farts as well but my sweet hubby never busted me out. I just blamed it on someone else. Hubby had my back that night.

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Happy New Year!
2009 was a fantastic year for the QueenOfFarts. So I anticipate that 2010 will be even better!!! Here's wishing you a fun evening filled with good music, friends, laughter, and of course FARTING!!!!  *Kiss* *Kiss* *Kiss* What ever you do I hope you will be safe and have alot of FUN!

(((HUGS)))

Lizz
Your smelly Queen Of Farts

Today while I was talking on the phone I couldn't stop farting. I tried so hard not to let my girl friend hear but they were very loud. Then all of a sudden I pushed to hard and ruined my panties. I had to hang up real fast and run to the bathroom. Unfortunately by the time I got there it was too late. Those panties are now in the garbage. hahahaha Oh well. .. at least I got some REALLY GOOD close-ups of the farting!!!  What a great way to bring in the New Year!

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Happy New Year!

(((HUGS)))

Lizz

Christmas night I made a nice big feast for my family. Roasted turkey, stuffing, mashed taters, and my famous creamed corn. It was absolutely delicious and I must have eaten 3 helpings then I finished the leftovers for breakfast. Well the next day when we went to visit the in-laws I couldn't stop farting. Every 2 minutes I would let out the loudest, wetest, and stinkiest farts in the whole world. At one point I even ran to the bathroom with fears I had sharted! hahaha After an hour everyone was talking about it and I wasn't embarraced anymore. . . it actually became funny for us all and everyone kept joking about it. Toward the end of the night I was throwing "cuppies" in everyones face and my brother in-law even handed me a lighter!!! hahaha Isn't that funny????  So yes I lite my farts too. I was the hit of the party and everyone was entertained by my farts. I think the other girls were jelous that their husbands were paying more attention to me. Maybe next time they will eat Creamed Corn too : )

Today I had to fart SO BAD!!! But I held them in until I got home then video taped myself as I finally let them go. That's how I make such great fart videos. I just hold in my gas and let it all build up, then release it all at once when I'm filming. In my newest update you will see me rip amazing farts through my skin tight jeans just 4 YOU! They sound so fresh and bubbly!!! Now Playing ---> QueenOfFarts.com

Yesterday I had a spinach salad for lunch, and when I farted in the toilet the remains were green! hahaha It's funny how we can change the colors of our "apples" by eating various foods. And that also changes the sound and smell of our farts too!

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I woke up this morning with an ass full of gas. OMG!!!! I'm afraid if someone pulls my finger the house may blow up! fart fart KaBOOM!!! hahahaha Opps there goes another! If you read on the news about an earthquake don't be alarmed, it was just Lizzy the queen of farts : )

(((HUGS)))

Lizz

While I was away all weekend I ate nothing but crappy junk food. French Fries, burgers, pizza, donuts, chips, ect. . . I usually eat real good food when I am home but this weekend I splurged with pure crap!!! hahahaha And let me tell you I am now paying the price. I can't stop farting and pooping on the toilet. In fact yesterday I took a crap so big it wouldn't flush down. I must have flushed the toilet 8 times but it still didn't go down. My husband said it looked like a dead rat in the toilet. hahaha So when I woke up this morning I tried flushing again and it finally went down. Ahhhhh now I can take another crap in my own toilet. . . and I am ready. Hopefully after today I will have rid of all the farts and junk food from my body. Time to eat healthy again next week. . . . .

Lizz

OMG!!! You gotta check out this new video of me FARTING UNDER WATER!!  The underwater camera is amazing as it captures all the sound and action of my plump farting ass ripping farts and smelly bubbles underwater. The video is crystal clear and just amazing!

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I'm really having alot of fun with my new Members Only Video Blogs, and hope you are enjoying them too. I just posted a new VLOG today where I talk about how I almost didn't make it to the toilet after going for a 2 mile walk! hahaha These blogs are so candid and real I just love them. Here is a screen capture taken from my newest Fart Vlog that was just posted today! I just got done going for a 2 mile walk and almost didn't make it to the toilet! hahahaha 

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While vacationing in Orlando Florida I had the pleasure of swimming in the pool every day. And it was GLORIOUS!!! So one morning while everyone was still in asleep I went outside with my video camera and recorded all my morning farts by the pool. Then I got in the pool and farted more. I never told my friends but I accidentally shot out a butt nugget and quickly washed it out of the pool before they could see. Had they known I had this accident they would have been really mad and probably not want to swim any more. Shhhh so that will be our little secret. hahahaha. Here is a screen capture right before the accident.

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I just increases the fiber in my diet so I can fart alot more while I am in Orlando Florida. I am meeting a new webgirl who is very lady like and proper, and I hope to cut the cheese in her presence. hahahaha  I am eating fresh spinach and a can of beans every day. And for dessert I am still eating yogurt. This new high fiber diet is not only good for my hair and nails but it's really giving me the gassiest of all farts. Hopefully I will rip some monsters while I am in Florida!!! My plan is to shock and offend!!! hahahaha

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NEW!!!
Special Bonus for Members!!!

I have decided to post a Free Fart Video Blog on my site for Members only, where I will be uploading a new fart video blog at least once a week. . . maybe even sooner. It will be very candid and contain farts as they happen. . . or not. This will be done spur of the moment so I may or may not have gas at the time of filming. But it will be live and I will talk about what I ate, and how I feel at the moment. I might even take the camera with me to the toilet as I record the blog. So what do you think about a Fart Video Blog???  I just posted the first one on my site right now so if you are a member go check it out!!! www.QueenOfFarts.com

(((HUGS)))

Lizz

Ever since I was a little girl I have always enjoyed farting. Especially in front of other people. I think the shock of ripping farts in public so boldly and the look on people's faces is what really amuses me most! hahaha Thank God for the internet cause then you never would have known I existed! I have always been a Queen of Farts even as a little girl. hahaha Farting is just an everyday thing that I do all the time without even thinking about. And now that I have a fart site I can finally share them with other people who like them too. Is't it just wonderful??? hahaha



(((HUGS)))
Lizzy
Your QueenOfFarts

I'm so excited about my newest update "Snap-Crackle-Plop" because basically the name says it all!!! I start out by releasing my morning farts on the bathroom floor. They aren't my biggest farts nor are they my loudest. . . but they are definitely the very first farts that came out of my ass this morning. hahaha Then I use the toilet (like I normally do first thing in the morning) and release the last one. Now that fart came out with a big splash!!! hahahaha Like I said. . .the name says it all.


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When I first started my fart site about 5 years ago there wasn't many girls on the net farting, except for me of course and maybe a few others. Then I told all my friends about it (hoping they would fart for my site) and now everyone seems to be doing it. Some really enjoy the whole fart experience while others just do it for the money. Needless to say I now have 37 different girls farting on my site and each one is completely different.

Well over the years alot has changed. Most of the girls now have their own stores and/or have begun selling their videos to other web sites as well. Some changed their names while others have changed their techniques. The farting buisness has grown and continues to grow even bigger each day. However I still feel like I am lucky while I sit in my little corner of the web, because I have their very FIRST FARTS when they first started out. hehehehe Lets face it. . . you can only be a virgin once. Click Here to see all the VIRGIN GAS!

(((HUGS)))
Lizzy

OMG!!! I cannot believe the insane Toilet Farts videos I just received from Ashley Dobbs. There are a total of 5 different videos in this collection featuring Ashley Dobbs ripping wet and messy farts on the toilet. All while wearing different sexy outfits as she talks about what she ate for luch and dinner. OMG!!!! I just posted the first video "Chili & Cheese" on my site for you to enjoy.

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